EVENING NIGHTCAP: Nia Hill & The Double Finger Salute To The Orange Turd. Tesla Wil Sue Your Ass If You Resell Their Frankenstein Truck. A Hotel Mystery Is Finally Cleared Up.

 

 

Today is World Kindness Day. What better way to celebrate than to show some love for Nia Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr. She dared to publicly show the orange turd what she thinks of him and for that, she's earned my respect. While some on social media are bent out of shape about her behavior (calling it tacky, disrespectful, and immature),  I say bravo Nia. Enjoy!

► Nia Renee Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr, is the hero the USA needs. During the UFC event at NYC Madison Square Garden over the weekend, the orange turd showed up with his entourage that included Tucker Carlson, Kid Rock, one of his idiot sons, and other deplorable asskissers. Nia was not having it. She showed the orange turd what she thought of him by giving him the DOUBLE finger salute he rightfully deserves. On behalf of democracy and sane Americans, thank you Nia. Read More

Nia Renee Hill and husband Bill Burr; and Nia giving the orange turd the double finger salute. Photo: Sportskeeda

Comment: While unwarranted public displays of profanity aren't cool, in this case I wholeheartedly support it because it's the evil, putrid orange turd we're talking about. Those who were offended need to ask themselves why they're not offended by the orange goon's trail of criminal activity, bigotry, racism, misogyny, lying, and cheating behavior.  Well done Nia, well done!

► Have you ever wondered what you can or cannot take from a hotel room? It's a dilemma that has plagued civilization since the days our neanderthal ancestors rented dirt space in their caves to weary hunters passing through the tundra. UK etiquette expert William Hanson is finally clearing up this mystery. According the William:

• Things that are okay to take: the small complimentary toiletries in the bathrooms. Also, if the room has writing paper / stationery its okay to take it as a souvenir.
• Things that are NOT okay to take:  mugs, plates, glasses, pillows, room decor, sheets, blankets, bathrobes, towels, toilet paper, shower curtains, bath mats, appliances, or furniture. 

Mr. Hanson also said NOT to take things (aka steal) and then re-gift them to others because it's tacky. I agree. Read More

Comment:  Many years ago, I used to know this couple who decorated an entire bathroom from assorted stuff they had taken from hotel rooms. They thought it's funny. I gave them shit about it (pun intended). Seriously, why would anyone take a shower curtain, bath rug, etc. from a hotel and use it in your own home? Tacky AF. 

► Thinking about buying the new Tesla Frankenstein truck? If you are, the company will sue your ass if you try to re-sell it within the first year. The truck, which looks like a creation from Dr. Frankenstein's lab, goes on sale November 30. Elon fan boys and ass kissers of all things Tesla better think twice about  trying to re-sell it to make a quick profit. In addition to suing your ass, the company will refuse to sell you a vehicle in the future in you try to screw them over by reselling their Mad Max meets Delorean monstrosity. In the purchasing agreement, the company is including these terms: Read More

"You agree that you will not sell or otherwise attempt to sell the vehicle within the first year following your vehicle delivery date. If you do the company will prevent transfer of title or demand liquidated damages from you in the amount of $50,000 or the value received as consideration from the sale or transfer, whichever is greater".

Tesla truck. Photo: Tesla / Insider.com

Comment: The Tesla truck is this decade's Humvee. Remember those? They were the vehicle for faux rich suburbanites to park in front of their McMansions. When they realized what a POS they were for everyday driving (plus the high cost of maintenance), they ditched them faster than their Blackberry phones. I predict the same thing will happen with the Tesla truck.