Caption This! Winners for 12/25

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:
  • Asparagus Pee
    • "Why give coal when you can give emphysema?"
2nd Place (tie):
  • Senorita Chanclas
    • "Kids look smoking in their outfits."
  • Bleecker
    • "Our dad died earlier this year, but at least we got these sweet sweatshirts to remember him by."
3rd Place:
  • magusxxx
    • "After grandma got run over by a reindeer, the grandkids inherited Marlboro Miles."





Quick note: Sebastian's taking a little break until after the new year, so Caption This will return January 4th. See ya funny hors then!

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