EVENING NIGHTCAP: Buffy Goes Slutty. Nicole Channeling Avril & Britney? Brooklyn + Uber Eats = DISASTER.

 

 

 

►  Ever noticed that when some celebs realize they're approaching 50, many of them start living in a Benjamin Buttons state of reality? Case in point: Sarah Michelle Gellar (47) who thought it was a swell idea to have an impromptu selfie fashion show by modeling young skank off-rack from the Sturgis Bar Fly Collezione.  Sarah took the photos below in a Las Vegas hotel room. She didn't say why she was in Sin City, but she did write on her IG page: Read More

“Looking forward to regretting my decisions later #lasvegas.”

Comment: Um, she should have regretted her decision the moment she shared the photos. She clearly doesn't understand the saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". For several months, I've noticed that SMG (too lazy to type her name) has been sharing  thirst trap photos. I recall seeing photos of her on vacation posing in a swimsuit like she was a young Christie Brinkley. And, she randomly shares "look at me I'm sooo sessy" photos that somehow get picked up by the media on slow news days - like today. Her publicist must need the overtime. Vamping it up like Slutty The Vampire Slayer is excruciatingly embarrassing. BTW, her face looks, um..."different".

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Vegas hotel room. Photo: Sarah Michelle Gellar Instagram/ Page Six

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Vegas hotel room. Photo: Sarah Michelle Gellar Instagram/ Page Six

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Vegas hotel room. Photo: Sarah Michelle Gellar Instagram/ Page Six

► For an interview with Vogue Australia, Nicole Kidman must have found inspiration from Britney Spear's famous MTV appearance with a snake. Nicole is on the cover posing with a snake. In another photo, she looks like a crossbreeding experiment between Avril Lavigne and a young Britney Spears. During the interview Nicole goes on...and on about how much she likes snakes. She also blabbed about a bunch of projects she's working on and gargled something about an upcoming Lifetime Achievement Award she's receiving from the American Film Institute in April. Read More

Comment: I must be the only person on Earth who thinks Nicole is one of THE most overrated actresses. The only movies I thought she did a good job were To Die For and The Others. Beyond that, her acting is formulaic with meager depth and range. I hate to say this...but IMO one of the reasons her career was catapulted was in part due to her marriage to Tammy Cruise. He opened doors and she took advantage of it (and I don't blame her). I'm not saying she's doesn't have SOME talent. But her skills do not warrant being put on an pedestal of acting greatness that Hollywood and the media have placed her on. If you look at her span of work, it's littered with a lot of crap movies and mediocre acting: Bewitched, Grace of Monaco, Aquaman 1& 2, Being The Ricardos,  Australia, Eyes Wide Shut, Practical Magic, The Invasion, Far & Away, and Batman Forever are a few examples. Feel free to disagree with me. 

Nicole Kidman. Photo: Steven Klein / Vogue Australia

Nicole Kidman. Photo: Steven Klein / Vogue Australia

► Self-appointed defined chef Brooklyn Beckham has landed a new cooking gig.  He is partnering with Uber Eats on a pop-up restaurant in London that will be opened only for 2 days: January 25 & 26. It features some of his favorite recipes that were, "inspired by his global upbringing". You may be thinking...is he doing the cooking? Of course not.  A team of chefs are doing the cooking based on his recipes. Those who have tried the food have skewered him, the menu, and his recipes. Below are some of the reviews: Read More

"The chicken tikka and spag bol cost £15 apiece is an affront to both finances and flavour. Lettuce has more panache."

"The sandwich was grotesque to the extent that I couldn’t bring myself to look at it squarely, let alone touch it. Fry-ups, despite their hyper-processed components, should be eaten fresh, still sizzling from the frying pan. Layers of cold, congealed meats were so unappealing, it was enough to persuade me into veganism."

"It’s interesting that despite his global upbringing, Brooklyn chose the most basic bitch dishes of each cuisine. Turns out, money really can’t buy taste."

Image / Photo: London World

Comment: Ha, ha, ha!  I chortled at the comment "he chose the most basic bitch dishes". I wonder if that's the criteria his spoiled wife used to select him? Anyway, people did not hold back on how bad the shit was. I'll let this gif express my feelings about Brooklyn's latest venture: