EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tay-Tay Can't Take A Joke. JLo Is Asked A Great Question About Her Marriage. Lisa Officially Files For Divorce From Jason.

 

 

► At the Golden Globes (GG) awards, host and comedian Jo Koy thought it would be okay to poke a little fun at Tay-Tay. Jo had less than 2 weeks to prepare for the GG. A lot of people are complaining that he was a shitty host. To those who are whining - especially celebs:  Then you host it next year. The GG could not find anyone to host the event and Jo stepped in, literally at the last minute.  IMO, they need to do away with it since ratings have been declining faster than my motivation to shovel snow. Jo Koy drew the ire of Tay Tay by saying this: Read More

“As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL? On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.”

I thought what he said was funny. Well, Miss Swift was not too keen on being the butt of a joke. If looks could kill, Jo Koy would be face planting a 6 ft hole dug by Swifties with mother saying, "it's not deep enough" and the proceed to write 34 songs about it on a double-album about the entire ordeal. Below was her reaction. She immediately took a sip of champagne after hissing at Jo. 

Taylor Swift reacts to Jo Koy joke about her. Photo: Francis Specker / CBS / Rolling Stone.com

Comment: Clique queens and mean girls like Tay-Tay can dish it out but can't take it. She has no problem writing an entire album about how some ex dissed her. Or airing grievances in songs about whatever perceived wrongdoing someone did to her. Or passive aggressively using SM to sic her Swifties on whoever is on her shit list. But when the tables are turned...that's a different matter. I've always thought there's something troubling about her. The reaction she had about a silly joke confirmed my suspicion that the real Taylor is a deeply unsecured and a downright mean, conniving phony with an agenda for everything. Plus...her music is like instant mashed potatoes. BTW, Tay-Tay left the show early. When her Eras Tour concert film lost the Cinematic Achievement Award (it was up against Barbie, Oppenheimer, Super Mario Bros and Spiderman) she quickly got up and left.

► Marc Malkin, a reporter for Variety, decided to throw caution to the wind during the Golden Globes red carpet interviews by asking JLo the question that has been burning on the minds of us about her 4th marriage. Marc asked: "is your last wedding was it"?  To which Jennifer-Lopez-Noa-Judd-Anthony-(almost Rodriguez)-Affleck replied:

“When they say you know, you know. And other times, when you didn’t know, you also didn’t know. I think you always go in with the best of intentions every single time that you leap into anything.”

Jennifer Lopez at the 2024 Golden Globes. Photo: Golden Globes / Getty Images/ Page Six

Jennifer Lopez and  Ben Affleck arriving at the 2024 Golden Globes. Photo: Golden Globes / Getty Images / Page Six

Comment: Wow, interesting choice of words for JLo. I had no idea that JLo was proficient in tap dancing around the issue. In case you're wondering, Benny was not around when the reporter asked her the question. He was probably hiding in the coat closet or bathroom. But he was there wearing his finest glum, "I f***king hate these events" look.  Anyway, JLo fans were not pleased that the reporter dared to ask her the question and took to social media calling her "brave" for not losing her cool. I think it was a great question to ask the serial dater / collector of engagement rings and fiances / husbands.

BTW, JLo took to SM to defend Ben's facial expressions and mood at the GG. My question to her: if he hates these events, why drag his ass to them?  If I was Affleck, I would be laughing my ass off seeing her leave the house wearing toilet paper flowers on her Pepto Bismol dress. As I've said before, I think Benny doesn't give a shit anymore and purposely lets her leave the house looking like a fool. 

 ► After 2 years of being separated, Lisa Bonet officially filed for divorced from Jason Momoa.  She checked off "irreconcilable differences" box.  Lisa and Jason have been together since 2005 and got married in 2017. They share 2 kids: daughter Lola, 16 and son Nakoa-Wolf, 15. The couple released the typical copy + paste statement of "we  will remain friends, respect our privacy" bla, bla, bla. Read More

Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet, 2018. Photo: Kevin Winter / Getty Images / People Magazine

Comment:  I did not know they were together since 2005. Now that Jason's career as Aquaman has jettison to the bottom of the sea, I wonder what he will do next. Lisa has no career other than being broody and now the ex-wife of Lenny Kravits and Jason Momoa. I never liked her as an actress. It amazed me she had a career to begin with. She rode her good looks as far as she could. Same for Jason. I expect to see him on Dancing With The Stars in the near future. And I expect to see her marrying a rich private equity investor. Or going the Katherine McPhee route and marrying an old geezer ex-power player in the industry. At least that will boost her daughter Zoe's career who is even a worse actress than her mom. Put me down $10 on that bet.