OPEN POST: Walking The Walk Into Straight Man Monday With Ace And Trixie!

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Contrary to popular belief, there are straight men residing at Peckerwood Manor, and though it may seem like we don't give them enough love, Ace and Trixie certainly do. They're the Manor's former gal prostitots who were discovered working the back lot at HoJo's off Highway 9, and honestly, we wanted much better for them than the rough trade, bone-handling life they were living. 

And so we welcomed them to live at the Manor full-time - gratis, of course - where they presently entertain many lovebox-loving straight men, but only if the mood moves them. Oh, and do watch yourself with Trixie. She's aces at Texas Hold 'Em (The Stud Hi-Lo variant) and will drain your donkey faster than you can say, "Oh, shit, that's my kid's diaper money!" 

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