OPEN POST: With Dominick The Narcissistic Dog!

If someone's always interrupting you when you're dining out at one of Peckerwood many fine eateries, it's usually Dominic The Narcissistic Dog, who can't help but speak over everyone, chatting about his soft-soft paws, his sex life, and his would-be acting career (recently, he was a stand-in for Keanu's pit bull in "John Wick") (as I'm sure he's told you countless times!). And yes, he loves gazing at his own reflection, because of course he does. "Do my ears make me look fat?" he frequently asks. "Should I get them pinned back?"

Many of you have asked if Peckerwood's management can do something about Dominic - he's always showing off his butthole for attention at varied Manor clubs, which is just tacky - but alas, we cannot. All we can do is advise you to keep small toys or sticks on hand, since Dominic claims he's "the bestest ever" at fetch. The further you throw, the more relief you'll get. 

Also, to the Manor guest who threw a 12" dildo out their second story window, haha, very funny - and we know who you are, Caza86! - but that two-story jump might have injured Dominick, and as much as we want him to cool his jets, we can't have that. Knock it off!