Caption This! Winners for 2/20

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Cliquot from Puerto Rico
    • "Steve was boned up and horny after Gladys showed him her pussy."
2nd Place:
  • Ecce Homo
    • "Angelina's still trying to push the 'Montenegro style" on poor Shiloh."
3rd Place:
  • Whamo
    • "'It's not a Tuba!'"



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