EVENING NIGHTCAP: Cara Delevingne In Cabaret. Britney And Ben Made Out. Katie Needs To Buy A Mirror.

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► Cara Delavingne has been cast to play the lead role of Sally Bowles in London's West End production of Cabaret.  The play will open March 11. Ha, ha, ha...okay...I gotta stop laughing at this news. Cara is to acting to what Olive Garden is to Italian cuisine. She has been trying to shift her career from caterpillar eyebrow modeling into a serious actress with lukewarm results.  Cara will be joined on stage by award winning stage actor Luke Treadaway who, in the publicity photo below, is giving us an AWESOME blue steel pose.  Read More

Luke Treadaway and Cara Delevingne to star in stage production of Cabaret. Photo: Emilio Madrid/BBC.com


Comment:  I recently saw Suicide Squad which she was in alongside Margot Robbie and Jared Leto (who stunk as The Joker).  I kept thinking that Cara must have watched The Ring a dozen times for inspiration to play June Moone. Except for Margot Robbie (who was okay...not great, just okay), everyone else did a lousy acting job. Now I know why it got 26% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Anyway, back to Cara: acting on stage requires a high level of acting talent and a lot of experience.  Plus, the role of Sally Bowles requires A LOT of singing. Good luck with that. 


► Today's, "WTF are you wearing" moment comes courtesy of Katie Holmes. We all know she can't put an outfit together if you gave her step by step instructions.  Most of the time she looks like she got dressed in a wind tunnel grabbing whatever she could reach. Katie recently attended a Victoria Beckham fashion show looking like she played "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" and ended up with the abomination below. Read More

Comment: Suri needs to tell her mom to hire a stylist.  She can't dress for shit. Never has. She is devoid of any fashion sense. Katie the Beavis and Butthead of the fashion world rolled into one. Her fashion sense is that of a blind mole who lives underground. What is wrong with her? Buy a mirror!

Katie Holmes, 2024 at Victoria Beckham fashion show in NYC. Photo: Matteo Prandoni/BFA.com/Shutterstock/Hellomagazine.com


► Our favorite Ginsu knife twirling pole dancer train wreck Britney Spears went on IG to share a throw-back photo of herself, Diane Warren, and Ben Affleck taken in 1999. She also disclosed that she and Ben made out the night the photo was taken. At the time Britney would have been 18 and Ben 27. Ewwwe! Ben hasn't responded nor made a statement about this. Anyway, Britney said: Read More

“Cool pic of me and Ben Affleck and Diane Warren years ago 😂😂 !!!” she wrote.

“He’s such an amazing actor. Did I fail to mention I made out with Ben that night … I honestly forgot … damn that’s crazy!!!”

Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, and Diane Warren, 1999. Photo: Instagram@BritneySpears/ Page Six

Comment:  A 27 year old Ben making out with a teenager is GROSS. I know 18 is legal age but she was still a teenager. It reminded me of the movie, Dazed and Confused, with him and Matthew McConaughey. BTW: I wish I could be a fly on the wall at Caza Affleck-Lopez listening to him explain this to JLo. I'm sure their discussion ended with Ben sleeping in the pool house with a box of Dunkin Donuts and pack of cigarettes for company.

 


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