WEEKEND MORNING COFFEE: Paint Ball Gun Kelly New Tattoo. Andy Cohen Needs To Be Cancelled. Naruto Movie Coming.

 

 

♦  Andy Cohen, the pustule behind show like the RHO___(insert whatever city you want) and KUWTK krap, has issued an apology to Real Housewife star Brandi Glanville.  Brandi accused Andy of sexual harassment. From reading about this mess, Brandi has video proof showing him being a d-bag. Brandi claims that Andy sent her a video asking her to watch him have sex with another Bravo reality star. Andy claims he was just joking around and that Brandi knew it or some crap like that. At this point, I stopped reading about this because Andy is the turd that Satan scrapes off his hooves. Read More  

Brandi Glanville and Andy Cohen. Photo: Charles Skyes/Bravo/NBCU photo bank via Getty / People.com

Comment:  What's it going to take for the network to cancel Andy and his garbage? While I'm at it: Why would anyone go on one of his shows and subject themselves to this trash? Are people THAT needy for public attention and fame? I really do not understand the mentality of why anyone would go on a realty show and subject themselves to all the garbage that goes with it. It can't be about money because most reality stars don't get rich from their appearances. Back to Andy: whenever I see a photo of him, I picture a flaccid shark with googly doll eyes that roll around an empty skull.

♦ In case you haven't heard, Paint Gun Machine Gun Kelly debuted his latest body ink. You know it's a slow news day if I'm reporting about the music industry's equivalent of bottle of Perfume Imposter. To show the world what a bad ass he is, BB Gun Kelly got a black-out tattoo that covers his chest and arms. He said he got it for "spiritual purposes". Uh-huh, sure whatever. Since Water Gun Kelly is thirsty for attention and validation as a VIP,  he decided to ask social media what they thought of it. People didn't hold back. Read More

 "Stupidest f—ing thing I’ve ever seen,” read one comment that quickly racked up thousands of likes on Instagram.

“Kells wanted to be accepted by the rap community so he turned black,” another user mused. 

 “Bro wants to say the n word so badly.”

“A tiger and a bit of meth and you would be mine. Lol,” someone wrote as a reference to Tiger King.

Comment:  HA, HA, HA, HA!  He looks like 2 miles of bad asphalt. Next time,  just take a Sharpie and have Megan Fox and her kids draw all over you. 

Machine Gun Kelly showing black-out tattoo. Photo: Machine Gun Kelly / Instagram / NY Post.com

♦ One of the most popular mangas of all time, Naruto, is getting the big screen treatment.  A live action adaptation of the beloved is in development.  Director / producer Destin Daniel Cretton, who directed Marvel Studios "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings" has signed on to lead the project with Lionsgate Studios.  Mangas are Japanese comics. Naruto is the highest selling one ever, having sold over 250 million volumes in 60 countries.  No word on when the movie will be released.  Read More

Destin Daniel Cretton, Naruto Paul Archuleta/Getty Images; NARUTO © 1999 by Masashi Kishimoto/SHUEISHA Inc./ HollywoodReporter.com

Comment:  Mangas are HUGE in Japan. In the USA, Naruto has been featured in the Cartoon Network.  I'm personally not into them but I appreciate the art work of the comics. Since this is going to be a live-action adaptation, I hope they don't screw it up like they did with Mortal Kombat movies. I know Mortal Komat is a video game...the same principle applies. The first Mortal Kombat movie was horrible; and the sequel was even a BIGGER turd. I wish I could get back the time I wasted watching them.