Caption This! Winners for 4/24

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:
  • PlasticBotoxFace
    • "Plant based"
2nd Place:
  • SpiceDong Fatal Blossom
    • "How they make them look fresh at the Mar-a-lago buffet."
3rd Place (tie):
  • Bleecker
    • "All of the landscaping at Mar a Lardo is personally approved by Trump himself."
  • Cinq a sept fka super-ette
    • "Grey-meat Gardens"
  • Asparagus Pee - Cheese Tramp!
    • "I got some gardening tips from Tex and Jerald, what do you all think?"



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