EVENING NIGHTCAP: The Many Faces Of Lisa. Hair Confessions (Male Celeb Edition). David Sues Marky Mark. Today's "Who's Dis".

 

 

 ► Lisa Rinna is someone I don't pay much attention to because I don't watch RHO____(name of city). I only remember her from Melrose Place and seeing her in ads for Lifetime movies while channel surfing. Oh, and Dlisted when MK used to mention her nepo daughter. Beyond that, she's like an colorectral exam: something you think about every few years or when the hemorrhoids start acting up.  A few days ago I grabbed my boogie board and waded over to the Daily Mail since I was bored and had some free time. They wrote about evolution of her face. Damn...WTF has she done? Read More

Comment: I never realized how cute she used to be. Over the years, she has undergone a transformation that has resulted in her looking like Eddie Munster in drag. How the hell can Harry Hamlin (her hubs) allow this? Seriously, look at her! Her face looks like the result of hot wax being pored a cactus. 

The evolution of Lisa Rinna's face. Photo: DailyMail.com

► If you have wondered which male celebs have admitted to wearing wigs while out in public or have had hair transplants, then wonder no more. In an article by the crack reporters at Huff Po, they rounded up the male celebs that have publicly admitted to using various methods to achieve Rapunzel luscious locks. I had no idea that tennis player Andre Agassi started wearing a hair piece at 19 years old (see below) when he was a phenomenon on the courts. He has since ditched the wig and has embraced the baldness.  I always thought that Andre's power mullet was 100% real.  Joel McHale admitted to have 3 hair transplants (good for him) along with Bobby Berk and A.J. McLean.  Anyhoo, I respect these dudes for being honest about it.  Read More

Comment: John Travolta needs to take a cue from these guys. I don't know why he hasn't admitted to wearing wigs out in public. Who does he think he's fooling?  Sheesh. 

Joel McHale before & after hair transplant. Photo: John Shearer/Wire Image/Jamie McCarthy/Getty//HuffPost.com

 

Bobby Berk before & after hair transplant. Photo: Paul Zimmerman/Getty; Craig Barritt/Getty for Better Homes & Garden//HuffPost.com

A.J. McLean before & after hair transplant. Photo: NBC Newwire/NBC Universal via Getty; Richard Polk//Huffpost.com

Andre Agassi then and now. Photo: Bob Martin/Getty; Stephanie Keenan/Getty for UCLA//Huffpost.com

►It's safe to say that Mark Wahlberg was not invited by David Beckham to his wife, Victoria, 50th BD party since David is suing Mark. David has filed a lawsuit for £8.5 million (or $10 million in US dollars) over a brand deal that turned more sour than expired milk in a broken refrigerator. Beckham claims that he was misled by Marky Mark into working with F45 Gym owned by Mark.  David agreed to be the global ambassador for a hefty fee that was never paid. BTW, pro golfer, Greg Norman, is also suing F45 in a separate case. Anyway, Beckham's lawsuit claims he lost a shitload of money when, "stocks he was promised were withheld until after the shares plummeted".  As expected, Marky Mark and his co-defendants deny the allegations of "fraudulent conduct".  David and Mark at one time were close friends and neighbors. Read More

David Beckham and Mark Wahlberg. Photo: Marca.com

Comment:  My dad always told me to never do business with family or friends. If things go bad, so does the relationship. Marky Mark has always struck me as a shady mofo for a variety of reasons that I'm not getting into because they've been well documented that stem from his d-bag behavior.  Good luck to David!

 ► Today's "Oprah's Who's Dis" is brought to you by ChaCha Heels, Pillsbury, and Tammy Tom Cruise.  Guests at Victoria Beckham's 50th BD party were treated to a special performance by Tommy Cruise who strapped on his cha-cha heels and treated guests to break dancing routine to honor the BD girl. Um, that's not what has cackling out about this story...it's his face below. WTF? Is he morphing into an over the hill 1976 East German woman's shot put coach who can open a bottle of beer with her teeth? Or Fran from the movie "Dodgeball"?  Take your pick.  Read More

Comment: What I want to know is W.T.F. is going on with his face.  If the Pillsbury Dough sucked on a botox syringe followed by a barley water chaser, this would be the result.  Oh Tammy, whatever you're doing just stop. It's embarrassing. Just age gracefully. On a separate note...candles on the floor is a HUGE fire hazard (they look like real candles because of the flickering flames in the breeze). Don't these fools know someone can trip over them? And Victoria...did she intentionally wear that dress to show the world her black undies? Kinda ruined the look IMO.

Tom Cruise, Victoria and David Beckham at Victoria's 50th birthday party. Photo: Victoria Beckham IG / Page Six.com