EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tom Brady DGAF. Ellen Takes No Responsibility. "Who's Dis?" - Ryan Gosling Edition

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► Tom Brady, the retired-unretired-retired football quarterback who, IMO, resembles Frankenstein's monster sans the 2 neck bolts, is being accused of bamboozling his super fans at an autograph event.  Several days ago, fans paid over $3,600 for VIP tickets to a business conference that featured the neck bolt dolt as a guest speaker.  Fans lined up to have him autograph memorabilia and instead of signing his name, he drew a line or a squiggle like he was signing divorce papers (see example below). It pissed off attendees who felt they were duped.  As expected, Tom's handlers are blaming event organizers since they thought Tom was only going to sign a few books and photographs and not memorabilia such as shirts, footballs, Super Bowl tickets, etc. Event organizers are blaming Tom for being a d-bag to his fans. Tom has declined to comment.  Read More

Comment: First of, anyone who would pay $3,600 to see Tom Brady is an idiot. Setting that aside for a moment, Tom should show some appreciation to his fans. But, this is Tom Brady we're talking about who has the charisma of jock strap. I'm not surprised by his lazy ass attitude that he couldn't be bothered to sign his name or at the very least properly sign his initials like he's done in the past for fans.

 

Super Bowl tickets signed by Tom Brady that a fan says the QB butchered with his laziness to provide a decent autograph.  Photo: Brad Jarrett/Facebook/NYPost.com 


► Ellen DeGeneres is lamenting her career demise and claiming she was kicked out of the entertainment industry for "being mean". Well, duh! When you create a hostile, toxic work environment and treat your staff like crap, what do you expect?  Anyway, Ellen is back to doing stand up comedy, and at a recent show, she snotted out the following to the audience:  Read More

"There’s no mean people in show business. The ‘be kind’ girl wasn’t kind,” Ellen, 66, told the audience at West Hollywood’s Coronet Theater on Wednesday, April 24, during her new tour, Ellen’s Last Stand…Up Tour, according to Rolling Stone.  Referring to her cheery talk show image, the comedian explained, “I became this one-dimensional character who gave stuff away and danced up steps. Do you know how hard it is to dance up steps? Would a mean person dance up steps?” she asked. “Had I ended my show by saying, ‘Go f–k yourself,’ people would’ve been pleasantly surprised,” Ellen joked.

Ellen DeGeneres. Photo: Robyn Beck/AFP via Getty Images/In Touch Weekly.com

Comment: I'm not surprised by Ellen's entitled, woe-is-me attitude and lack of self-awareness of her behavior and how she treated her staff. IMO, Ellen has the personality of a barnacle packaged as a Keebler elf. She's never owned up to her actions and only offered a lame explanation and faux apology when she was called out for her behavior. She can piss off to a hollow tree.


► Today's "Who's Dis?" is brought to you by Alvin & The Chipmunks, Fix-a-Flat, and Ryan Gosling.  At a recent event a few days ago to promote his new movie, "The Fall Guy" (which is a reboot of the 1980s TV show), fans of Ryan noticed he looked....um, different.  They were startled by his pointy chin and puffy, chipmunk face that resembled the doughy face Tom Cruise sported about a year ago which shocked people.  Below is Ryan at the Fall Guy event vs. 2 years ago. You be the judge.  Read More

Comment:  Whatever he's doing, he needs to stop. Don't go the Tom Cruise or Zac Efron route and start piling on the fillers or whatever garbage people suspect is going on with them. Just age gracefully.

Ryan Gosling at an event to promote "The Fall Guy". Photo: Briana Sanchez/American Statesman/USA Today Network//DailyMail.com

Ryan Gosling, July 2022. Photo: David M. Benett/Dave Bennett/WireImage/GQ Magazine.co.uk



 

 

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