EVENING NIGHTCAP: Ray J Regrets Unleashing The Koven. Sally Ride Movie Casting. Prince Waaagh Flops (again) On Netflix.

 

 ► During a sit down on the Club Shay Shay podcast, singer Ray J reflected on the impact his sex tape with the vacuous queen of golden showers Kim K had on altering the course of humanity. Um, here's my answer to Ray J: that tape gave us the unholy koven of the Kardrashkans that has ruined everything and ushered the 9th circle of hell on earth.  Okay, back to Ray J:  As he reflected on the sex tape that was released in 2007 and everything that's happened since, Ray J had this to say: Read More

“How different would we all be?” Ray J asked, having been asked himself about life with no sex tape. “How different would this whole fucking thing be? How different would this industry be? Everything would be different. There might not be any OnlyFans and all the things like that. All the opportunities like that. Probably more people would be going to college.  Are we a part of the cure or [are] we a part of the disease?” he asked. “I don’t know. All I know is I’m trying to make it right.”

Ray J. Photo: Monica Schipper/WireImage/Hollywood Reporter.com

Comments:  I read somewhere that Kris the Momager from Hell was the person who released the tape with Kimbicle's blessing. Or was that a SM rumor? It doesn't matter because we can't alter the past. All I know is that the entire family needs to piss off into the furthest corner of the universe.  I cannot think of one positive thing that has resulted from having them thrusted into the public. They have contributed NOTHING worthwhile to humanity except to accelerate the dumbing down of society.

► Guess who will be playing American physicist and astronaut Sally Ride?  Nope, it's not Margot Robbie. Or JLaw. Or Meryl Streep. It's my favorite sour puss actress Kristen Stewart!  Kristen will make her TV series debut in "The Challenger", which is being developed by Amazon and MGM.  Kyra Sedgwick's production company Big Swing Productions pitched the idea to Amblin. Amblin was founded by Steven Spielberg, who will be the executive producer.  The limited series will focus on Sally's remarkable career including her role in the Rogers Commission which investigated the 1986 Challenger disaster.  Sally passed away at the age of 61 in 2012 from cancer.  The folks who are putting this project together are calling Kristen Stewart, "one of the great actors of her generation" and feel that no one is better suited to play Sally Ride than her. Huh...say what?? I would disagree with that, but whatever. Also...not sure why they're calling the TV series "Challenger" since it's going to focus on Sally's life. Eh, whatever. Read More

Kristen Stewart and Sally Ride. Photo: Dominique Charriau/Wire Image/NASA via National Archives & Records Administration/Out.com

Comment:  Calling Kristen Stewart one of the greatest actors of her generation is like calling The Olive Garden one of the greatest Italian restaurants on the planet.  I don't find her acting horrible, but it's not on par with let's say Katherine Hepburn, Glen Close, Amy Adams or other greats. Her acting range consist of brooding and bored indifference. But that's my opinion. 

►Netflix has released it's final ratings for Prince Waagh's "Heart of Invictus" docuseries that aired last fall and let's just say they suck more than a junkie with a crack pipe.  According to a Netflix report via the Cheat Sheet, Prince Waaagh's docuseries failed to break into the top 10 shows during it's release.  In case you're wondering why this is now being shared, the bean counters at Netflix are slooow to release internal numbers for whatever BS reason. The show had 300,000 views in the months after its August 2023 release. For comparison, One Piece (season 1) had 71.6 million views and Who Is Erin Carter had 51.1 million views.  Walmart Wallis and Prince Waagh have 2 more shows brewing  in their cauldron of pretentiousness for Netflix as part of fulfilling their contract. One will be a cooking & gardening show and the other about polo. Read More

Comment:  I'm sure Netflix viewers will be waiting in anticipation to see these two grace the screen as they turn a simple recipe for Eggs Benedict into 2 hours of gripes of how difficult life is when your only means of income is to play the victim card. I can see it now: the garden show will feature them in the backyard  planting roses which reminds them of the injustice they experienced when they were in that harrowing NYC car chase in a taxi cab as they dodge the paps after receiving a humanitarian award from the Suppressed Voices Of Rich Underachievers foundation. Netflix should expect more flops out of these two.