EVENING NIGHTCAP: ScarJo's Dream Comes True. Alex Gets A Stamp. Katy Perry's Paris Ho Stroll.

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 ► ScarJo is going around social media yapping and  stanning about the Jurassic Park franchise. She really, really, wants to be in the next movie. She said, “I’m such an enormous fan of the franchise and a huge nerd for it. I’m just like, I can’t even, I’m pinching myself.”  Sheesh get a hold of yourself!  Supposedly she's been trying to cast herself for the past 10 years. Oh honey, if that's your biggest dream...then you need to re-evaluate your life. Well, our favorite bland actress got her wish.  ScarJo will be starring in the 7th Jurassic Park movie called, "Jurassic World 4".  If you're confused why it's being called "4" when it's the 7th movie...you're not alone.  The title sounds more like a theme park ride I'd expect to find in an episode of the Flintstones. The movie will also feature Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Rupert Friend, Mahershala Ali, Luna Blaise, and David Iacono. NOT RETURNING are Chris Splat Pratt, nepo baby Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, or Sam Neill.  Details about the plot are scant. But it will involved dinosaurs chasing and eating people. So there. Below is what I was able to find: Read More

 "Variety reports that the film is “a completely fresh take launching a new Jurassic era, following three adults and three teens getting stuck on the Island.”

Scarlett Johansson. Photo: Nathan Congleton/Getty Images/Universal Pictures/Courtesy of Everett Collection/Deadline.com

Comment: Um, that is kinda similar to Jaws 2. In that movie, a bunch of teens took sail boats to an island. Roy Schneider (who reprised is role as police chief Capt. Brody) kills the shark by electrocuting it.  Now that I think about it, isn't the plot for JP #7 also similar to Jurassic #3 or 4?? when Tea Leoni, Sam Neill, and others get stuck on an island looking for her teenage son when he landed at the Island paragliding? Anyhoo, the new plot for JP#7 is as riveting as my toilet brush.  I'm sure it will be 2 hours of shameless product placements, unimaginative plot, and overdone special effects. I'd like to see a JP and Sharknado crossover with a sprinkle of Expendables.


► The US Postal Service (USPS) is honoring the late Canadian Alex Trebek (of Jeopardy), with a new Forever Stamp.  The stamp will feature the blue & white Jeopardy game panel with the question, "This naturalized U.S. citizen hosted the quiz show ‘Jeopardy!’ for 37 seasons”. The answer will be underneath the stamp.  The stamps go on sale next month and will cost 73-cents. Yes, the price for US Forever Stamps will be going up from 68-cents to 73-cents starting July 1st. I still pay my bills the old fashion way (via mail...don't judge). This price increase has me pissed. Read More

Comment: Wait a sec...WTF Canada? How come you're not doing this?  I know that Alex became a US citizen back in 1998. I think Canada should issue a stamp honoring Alex wearing a Canadian tuxedo. 

A sheet of the new Alex Trebek "Forever Stamps". Photo:  USPS.com

► I have a theory: the less talented a celebrity is, the less clothing they're likely to wear on the red carpet. Case in point:  It's Paris Fashion Week and Katy Perry slithered to the Balenciaga show looking like she's auditioning for the porn version of Lair Of The White Worm. She wore torn panty hose, a fur coat and nothing else. FUR? In July?  She must be starving for attention to promote her shitty new album because that's the only explanation for this seismic shitty outfit.  Read More

Comment: She looks like an even sluttier version of Bianca Censori that is gearing up to take a whoreizontal nap in a vampire coffin.

Katy Perry arriving at the 2024 Balenciaga show.  Photo:  Stephane Cardinale/Corbis/Getty Images/Yahoo.com



 

  

 

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