OPEN POST: A Truly Bizarre Indian Tale of Twisted "Friendship".

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In Uttar Pradesh, India, a 20-year-old man named Mujahid was living his best life until his "friend" Omprakash decided to play a nasty diabolical prank of epic proportions. It was a prank so heinous, so diabolical, that it would make even the most seasoned prankster blush.

The Setup

Omprakash, the mastermind behind the operation, convinced Mujahid to visit Begrajpur Medical College for a "routine checkup." Little did Mujahid know, Omprakash had other plans – plans that involved a gender reassignment surgery, a dash of coercion, and a pinch of organ trafficking (allegedly, of course).

The Surgery

Under the guise of a medical procedure, Mujahid was administered anesthesia and woke up to find himself minus his manly bits. It was like waking up from a bad dream, only to realize it was his new reality. Omprakash, the "friend" from hell, broke the news to Mujahid, saying, "Hey, friend of mine, you're a woman now Let's get married and live happily ever after... or else I will do drastic things!"

The Threats

Omprakash, not content with just ruining Mujahid's life, decided to throw in some threats for good measure. "If you don't comply, I'll kill your dad and take your family's land!" Yeah, because that's precisely what you want to hear after waking up from a forced sex change surgery. Seriously? Who is this raging psychopath? 

The Protests

The Bharatiya Kisan Union (BKU) caught wind of the incident and decided to stage a protest. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good protest? The BKU leader, Shyam Pal, demanded justice and compensation for Mujahid, saying, "This is an outrage. We demand Rs 2 crore-quarter million- for Mujahid and a lifetime supply of therapy sessions!"

The (shady)Hospital's Response

The hospital administration, caught in the middle of this mess, denied wrongdoing. "Hey, Mujahid signed the consent form himself," they said. Yeah, because a 20-year-old man would totally sign up for a sex change surgery without being coerced. Sure, hospital administration, sure.

The Aftermath

Mujahid's life was turned upside down, sideways, and then shaken violently for good measure, and Omprakash was arrested for his role in the incident. The police are still investigating, but one thing is sure – Mujahid will never trust a "friend" again. As for Omprakash, he's probably thinking, "Well, uh that didn't go as planned. I wonder where my dastardly plot fell apart?"

Photo: PI


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