EVENING NIGHTCAP: Celine To Perform At Olympics. Crusty Chris Is At It Again.

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► Canadian songbird Celine Dion is making a surprise performance at the opening of the Paris Olympics.  She flew in to Paris and is staying at the same hotel as Lady GagMe who is also cheduled to perform. Celine and her manager are keeping hush-hush and are not sharing details. She is reportedly being paid $2 million and will only sing one song. As you know, Celine rarely appears in public ever due to health issues. The last time she performed was 4 years ago when she cancelled her tour due to her diagnosis of stiff person syndrome.  Read More

Lady Gaga and Celine Dion (undated). Photo: Getty Images/ Deadline.com

Comment:  If she does perform, will she sing in English or French? Or Frenglish? Let's hope it's not a duet with LadyGimmeAnOscaah! Lady Dingo is the Julia Roberts of the music industry: thirsty for attention, giant ego, and hogging the spotlight. I hope she doesn't end up making it about herself. Let Celine enjoy the spotlight. BTW, don't sing "My Heart Will Go On". I despise that song. 

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► Another day, another legal issue for Chris Brown, America's ingrown toenail.  This time Brown is being sued for $50 million by 4 concert goers who claim they were assaulted by Brown and his goons. The incident took place after a concert in Ft. Worth, Texas.  The 4 defendants (all men) claim they were invited backstage along with 40 women. Um, are these women stupid or have they lived under a rock for the past decade unaware of Brown's reputation as a POS?  When one of the defendants approached Brown to congratulate him on the performance, one of Brown's goons reminded him that he had past history and "beef" with the dude. This led to 4 defendants getting their asses kicked, with Brown participating and directing his goons. The 4 defendants were taken to the hospital.  Read More

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Chris Brown (date unknown).  Photo: Lipstick Alley

Comment:  I'm more shocked there are 40 women stupid enough to hang out with this degenerate. Sheesh.  Chris Brown list of legal issues is as long as the Pacific Coast highway. This asshat can't help himself because he lacks any sense of decency. At the rate he's been going, his punch card should be full by now, earning him premier guest status in one of  the finest government-run concrete & metal extended stay lodges.

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