OPEN POST: An Important 1-Year Update!

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Listen, I know I'm a little late here with this very important update, but as they say, better late than never. And with the current shitshow that is, oh, I don't know, EVERYFUCKINGGODDAMNTHING, let us remember how important it is to take time to celebrate the little things in life. Namaste, hookers!

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