Happy Friday, sweet cheeks! Here's a delightfully wholesome post to end your week on a lighthearted note - a collection of photos over the years of Richard Simmons and his beloved Dalmations. Enjoy!
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" If you've ever heard the phrase, "The nose knows" and wondered to yourself, "What exactly DOES the nose know?" , be sure as fuck not to ask this guy! That's because he's the Burbank Serial Butt-Sniffer, otherwise known as Calese Carron Crowder, and he's got a really shitty way of getting information. First arrested in 2023 for sniffing ass at Barnes and Noble, he was arrested again last week for sniffing ass at Walmart - fucking WALMART, where all of the ass I've ever smelled was against my will! Can you even imagine?? I can, I did, and I wish I hadn't! Anyhor, his bail is set at $100,000, and he's expected to go before a judge today. Let's just hope Goopy isn't inspired with any new ideas...
Today in "WTF?", Tiffany Haddish looks to have had a baby with her friend, Jason Lee. The 45-year old comedian shared this photo to her instagram with the caption "Cat's out of the bag." This seems totally random, but the two had previously discussed their baby pact on Lee's Hollywood Unlocked podcast this past November. Lee, who is gay, expressed his desire to raise a child with Haddish but did not have any interest in conceiving the old fashioned way. It appears they have figured it out! Haddish has long expressed her desire to adopt a child, despite previous controversies that suggest she is a child abuser. In 2022, Haddish was sued by two anonymous plaintiffs who allege that they were groomed and abused by Haddish when they were children. The lawsuit was subsequently dismissed. Well, this is certainly odd. I wish that baby luck. They're gonna need it! Source: Tiffany Haddish on instagram, Rolling Out
Greetings, music hors, and welcome to another edition of Music Manor Monday. Hold tight as we skip-to-me-lou to the recent past, or the early 2000s, a time where you could whiz-bang down the street on Razor Scooters, sashay around in Heeleys , and blast irritating songs like "Hey Ya" by OutKast if you really wanted to work my last nerve. "Fo shizzle my nizzle," as the kids said back then. Right about that time, "nu jazz" - which blended jazz, funk, soul and electronica - reached an amazing creative peak. The heyday didn't last long, since the continued rise of Hip-Hop all but obliterated mainstream niche genres. It's a shame. There was an intelligence at work with nu jazz, which often took existing standards and souped them up to sometimes sublime effect. The long-running Saint Germaine series is a good example of this, where jazz tunes from the 1930s and 40s was reinvented, electro-jazz-style, "for the new millennium." Yet at its very ...
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