August's Shitbag of the Month is.....

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The sex offender, Kenneth Petty! With 46% of your votes, this slur-slinging shitbag takes the cake this month. Blake Lively took a close second with 45%, followed by Lily Allen (5%), Kate Beckinsale (3%) and Alicia Silverstone in last place with 1%. Thanks for voting, Peckers! See you next month!

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