Caption This! Winners for 9/12

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Senorita Chanclas
    • "Release the Crack-Karen!"
2nd Place:
  • PassionFruit
    • "The illegal aliens are not even eating that!"
3rd Place (tie):
  • Bleecker
    • "Not much of a looker, the Peckerwood Manor pool boy had hidden talents ... in his shorts."
  • SpiceDong HideUrPets
    • "This remake of Octopussy is gonna suck!"



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