Caption This! Winners for 9/26

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Congratulations to the winners of Thursday's Caption This contest! Sorry for the delay!

1st Place:

  • Clicquot from Puerto Rico
    • "Well what the hell else was I to do with a $100 gift certificate to Claires?''
2nd Place:
  • Clicquot from Puerto Rico
    • "The Rubber Duckie that Bert & Ernie met at the Eagle"
3rd Place (tie):
  • blakblu
    • "Amanda Bynes has gone too far."
  • muscade 07
    • "Fugly duckling."



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