EVENING NIGHTCAP: Pumpkin Spice Season. Walmart Wallis Earns New Title. Shame On You RiRi.

 

I want to thank you for your understanding during my absence the past few weeks due to my work schedule. Plebs like us have to work, unlike Jeff Bezos whose idea of "work" is yachting around the world while getting rich off his employees who probably get an empty bottle to piss in. Anyhoo, my constipated work schedule should finally be clearing up and getting some much needed relief. I should be back to a somewhat normal posting soon. Fingers crossed.

► It's autumn and that means it's pumpkin spice season. That means companies are rolling out a slew of gag worthy products to offend our senses. This season's products include"DUMPkin - pumpkin scented Dude Wipes because every man wants to have their butthole smell like Charlie Brown's great pumpkin patch; there's also pumpkin flavored toothpicks so you can dislodge that chunk of meat out of your teeth with the savory flavor of pumpkin; and pumpkin spice scented garbage bags since my trash isn't smelly enough with the aroma of banana peels, empty cartons of takeout, and rotten food. Read More and Read Some More

Comments: Screw you Kellogg's for ruining my beloved Frosted Flakes with this abomination. BTW, anyone else grossed out at Pumpkin Chipolte Pasta sauce (see below). I shudder at what it must taste like. Probably like pumpkin spice vomit with a hint of ketchup.

Pumpkin flavored toothpicks. Photo: KCCI.com

 

Limited edition pumpkin spice products for 2024. Photo: Scary Mommy.com

► Walmart Wallis has the distinguished honor of earning a new title, "Duchess of Difficult". In a report by the Hollywood Reporter, her US staff gave her this new name due to her shitty behavior, tantrums, and other antics that define the Czarina of Montecito.  According to the report, insiders are saying:  Read More

"Some of the couple’s stateside staff-members also reserve special bile for Markle, whose reported penchant for noisy tantrums and angry 5 a.m. emails has earned her the in-house moniker ‘Duchess Difficult.’ “She’s absolutely relentless,” says one source. “She marches around like a dictator in high heels, fuming and barking orders. I’ve watched her reduce grown men to tears.” 

Would you work for these two? Ex-employees say run away as fast as you can. Image: Adobe Stock; Samir Hussein/Wire Image; Karwai Tang/Wire Image; Hollywood Reporter.

Comment: This isn't surprising. The most recent resignation was their chief of staff who quit in August (he lasted 3 months). If you're keeping tally, about a dozen senior advisers, consultants, or staff members have quit working for them over the past 3-4 years. Who knows how many quit when they were part of the RF. Anyhoo, their American ex-employees refer to themselves as the "Sussex Survivor Club". Ha, ha...what a great name! Another interesting nugget: Walmart Wallis was being represented by Sunshine Sachs, a PR agency. Rumor has it the agency dropped her because of her behavior, plus they were not being paid. *cue her temper tantrum cause she's the misunderstood victim*

 

► Rhianna decided to sashay her way into a NYC restaurant carrying a ginormous $5,500 Saint Laurent purse made of fur. That's what I gathered.  Real fur that came from some poor creature of the forest who only wanted to live their life with Bambi and Thumper as neighbors...and instead ended up being slung on the shoulder of one of the most overrated  "singers" since Rebecca Black. RiRi is shameless and lazy. Reminds me of Windows Vista. We all know RiRi's work ethic ranks up there with that of a teenager who needs to clean their room. She can add "DGAF" about breeding animals for the fur industry and join the roster of celebs who think fur is cool, like JLo who is known to buy $1,000 mink eyelashes.  Read More

Comment:  What a disgusting display. I hope the fur bag gives her scorching case of fleas. Oh, and she can f-off.

Rhianna, Sept 13, 2024. Photo: The Hollywood JR/Backgrid/Page Six