The Epstein Files, The MAGA Circus & The DNC Mime Show HEADLINE ACT: MAGA EATS ITSELF -The Epstein Files “Don’t Exist” — just like the tooth fairy, Pam Bondi’s conscience, and the orange menace's reading comprehension. -MAGA hardliners are fuming, accusing the orange menace of running cover for pedo-billionaires while tweeting about hamburgers. -Laura Loomer’s Eye Twitch now has its own spin-off podcast. -Alex Jones wants a revolution. Again. From his mansion. With supplements. -But they are still waving flags and pretending the orange menace never said he wanted to end the Constitution. -Plenty of them are shouting "deep state" when asked about their dentist appointment. -Quite a number are sobbing into Freedom Fries because a Starbucks cup had rainbows on it. “You said you’d drain the swamp — not flood it with bleach and Botox.” — A MAGA supporter, probably, screaming into a Chick-fil-A napkin. SECOND ACT: THE DEMOCRATS – THE PARTY OF TAP DANCE AND TEPIDNESS ...
Source: reddit Even though we are in the middle of July, spooky season looms right around the corner! A reddit user just shared this photo of their local Jo-Ann Fabrics store (RIP) having been taken over by the Halloween pop-up. Will you be doing any Halloween shopping soon, or do you wish Summer would last forever?
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