OPEN POST: Friday Night Dance Party at the Manor

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Peckerhors! What are you doing?! It's Friday! Don't just sit there, get your fine asses up off the couch and come DANCE with me! There's a party at the Manor tonight, and I need you to werk the playlist. I'll go first, but you're gonna have to take it from there. Who's ready to burn some rubber on the dance floor?!


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