OPEN POST: Peckerwood Field Trip Time Machine Party, 1978 Studio 54!

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It might be Wednesday, but our golden time machine is dropping us off for a party at Studio 54. I will provide some outfit ideas, some inspiration, some ideas of the glittering stars that might be there, and some music for your playlists. Get your disco dancing shoes on, blow dry that hair, fellas. Ladies, crimping is an idea. Blush is your friend. Be outrageous. Let that wild person in your imagination out to play for a night. You are a superstar! If 78-year-old Disco Sally can get down, so can you. 

I ask that you comport yourself with a modicum of elegance and self-restraint. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which means you get to do everything. And keep some of those ideas. Our next stop might be Maxim's in Paris or Blitz in London. Or we could go to London in the Swinging 60s. 

Alain Ducasse will provide the pre-disco feast, and Ina Garten will provide our return breakfast. Nurse Ramon will be there to hook us up to IVs to make sure none of us get a pesky hangover to ruin the revelry. To make this happen, I had to pull many strings and promise to sell Goblin Kitty to a 70s Mick Jagger. Sssh and erm, don't tell Plastic I threw her into the deal. 




















Please won't someone tell this Peckerite the party is over. Is that blakblu? 

Photos:AP, Getty, Ron Galella, YouTube,Bill Bernstein, Guy Marineau, Shutterstock

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