Limbering up before dropping off his official ballot, your happy next door Bendy Boy™ is thrilled to be voting Blue across the board. Enjoy the evening, prostitoot patriots!
We all understand the challenges of air travel, especially during those less-than-ideal moments when some fellow passenger decides not to honor unspoken rules. Imagine the frustration of dealing with someone incessantly kicking the back of your seat on top of the usual discomforts of flying. One 14-year-old girl experienced this when she was flying with her father, and a child behind her began repeatedly kicking her seat. Over and over, the brat kicked her seat, leaving her with very few options other than to leap over the back of the seat and murder the mini tyrant. Around 10 minutes into the nighttime flight, the child behind her, about 9 or 10 years old, started kicking her seat. Despite her polite request to stop, the kicking persisted. Her father then decided the best course of action was to be as petty as possible and leaned his chair as far back as it would go, cutting off access to his daughter in the process. The kicking child's father reacted angrily, hailed the flight
Hey, boos! It's poll time: how many of you glamorous hookers had a perm back in the 80s? Haha, just kidding, I already know we ALL did. And we all worked that perm magic right in our very own bathrooms, too. I can still remember the migraine-inducing smell - beauty is pain, afterall. And weren't we GORGEOUS?! Don't forget all the shit we put in our mops to keep those dazzling curls, too - Perma Soft, anyone? What was your favorite at-home perm kit and/or products?
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