EVENING NIGHTCAP: Air Canada...you suck! Katie's Holiday Decor. Today's "A Check Is A Check".

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► Rant ahead:  IMO, the worst thing that happened to the US airline industry was deregulation back in the 1980s. It opened the door for greedy mofo execs to charge more for shitty service. This has been proven over the last 40 years, with airlines charging for every damn thing and the extinction of quality service. I'm waiting for them to start charging for breathing. Air Canada has decided to screw over passengers even more with their latest cash grab. Starting January1st, they will be slapping a $35 fee for your carry on bag and $50 for the second carry on bag. The only items that are exempt are small purses, a small laptop sans bag, or your dignity which must fit underneath the seat. Air Canada is being pelted with a well-deserved tongue lashing from the public. Airline execs are justifying the fees to offset the high cost of operating the airline. Translation: we need our golden parachutes and bonuses, so f**k the passengers.   Read More

Air Canada will start charging for larger carry-on bags in 2025
Air Canada. Photo: Getty Images/The Independent.com

Comment:  Countdown for other airlines to follow this bullshit in 3...2...1.  If I'm going to get raked over the coals, at least give me the courtesy of a sloppy reason. I detest flying and this has given me another reason to hate it even more. Between unruly passengers, piss poor service, nickle and dime for basic items, dirty planes, the stench of sweaty feet and ball sack...flying has turned into a Game of Thrones in the air.  If I ever win a gazillion dollar lottery, I'm buying a private jet.

 a man is carrying a suitcase on an airplane that says curb your enthusiasm on the seat

► We all know Katie Holmes fashion style is best described as a fabric vomit. Katie decided to show off  her holiday decor by giving us a peek into her home. It left me scratching my head. On a shelf next to some books, Katie displayed a giant pair of clown shoes. Or elf shoes. They're probably Tammy Cruise's chanclas (slippers) he wore around the house. Then there's the glitter deer.  If Katie was going for Bambi eats glitter bomb, then she nailed it. It's not that I dislike the deer; it's that if you're doing to do it right, then don't make the buck look like swallowed a camel with that hump on its back.  Read More

Comment: Taking a closer look at the books in the photo, Katie either likes to collect cookbooks or borrowed them from her chef as props. I think it's the latter. If she can't dress or decorate for shit...I expect her culinary prowess to be on the same level as Brooklyn Beckham. 

Katie Holmes Holiday Decor
Katie Holmes holiday decor. Photo: Katie Holmes IG/People.com

Katie Holmes, wearing CHANEL, attends the CHANEL Tribeca Festival Artists Dinner at The Odeon on June 10, 2024 in New York City.; Katie Holmes Holiday Decor
Katie Holmes holiday decor. Photo: Katie Holmes IG/People.com
 

► Today's "a check is a check":  Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, and Terri Polo are reuniting for a third "Meet the Parents".  A director has not been named.  The plot...well, take a wild guess: It will be De Niro doing whatever he does these days for an easy payday that requires minimal effort. Ben Stiller acting like an annoying doofus; and 2 hours of mindless filler and bullshit. It's a slow news day folks. Hollywood is scrapping the barrel for ideas. What else is new? Read More

Comment:  Hard pass for me. No thanks. 

Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller in 'Meet the Parents'
Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller in "Meet The Parents".  Photo: Everett Collection/Hollywood Reporter.com

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