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  ► A Bridgerton-theme ball turned into Fyre Festival's cousin. It all started when event organizer Uncle & Me, LLC. advertised the event as an "opportunity for fans to step into the enchanting world of the Regency era". They promised an evening of sophistication, grace, and historical charm with all the trimmings. An immersive experience into the world of the Regency era!  BTW, the event was not affiliated with the Netflix or the actual show. Fans paid from $150 up to $1,000 per ticket for the "Duke & Duchess" package. When attendees arrived dressed in their best regalia, they discovered anything but sophistication and grace. Instead of an orchestra playing classical music, it had a lone violist playing in the corner with a stripper dancing on a pole for the evening's entertainment.  Dinner was served on the finest Dollar General plastic plates by a wait staff dressed in athletic jerseys. It consisted of under cooked chicken and other delectables fr

  ► I know many of you are into fashuun, so here's a recap of the L'Oreal Fashion Show that took place yesterday at Paris. I thought L'Oreal made makeup and hair color. Eh, whatever. I'm not sure what they're peddling in this runway show.  It's a slow news day. Read More Comment:   First up is Eva Longoria strutting down the runaway wearing a roll of gauze bandage, a necklace that reminds me of dental floss, and giving her best Princess Di wave to the peasants. Viola Davis (who I adored!) wore what looked like a yellow hair scrunchie with a tail as an homage to a bumble bee. Jane Fonda decided to dip herself in silver from head to toe as a geriatric disco ball. Jane's hair is giving me 1980's news anchor. I do like her sneakers! Cara Delewhatever sashayed as a back alley flasher with her haute couture red undies with a trench coat. Then there's Bethanny Frankel. Her dress looks like a venus flytrap vying for the attention of praying mantis. The worst

  ► Who would have guess that Janet Jackson was drinking from the MAGA fire hose. During an interview with The Guardian which was described by the reporter as "sprawling and confusing", Ms. Jackson  decided to show her ignorance by passing along MAGA wackadoodle thinking by insinuating that VP Kamala Harris is not black. Janet took a running leap when she did a cannonball into the MAGA pool of crap. Here's how the exchange with the reporter went down.  Read More "Well, you know what they supposedly said? She’s not Black. That’s what I heard. That she’s Indian,” she (Janet Jackson) told the reporter. When the profile writer clarified that she is of both Black and South Asian heritage, Jackson answered, “Her father’s white. That’s what I was told. I mean, I haven’t watched the news in a few days. I was told they discovered her father was white.” Janet was immediately called out by social media for spreading falsehoods. On Sunday, in a statement made by Janet (v

  ► I define living "off the grid" as someone who lives without most of the comforts of modern living. I view it as a cabin with no electricity (or maybe a generator), using a stream for water, washing clothes in a bucket and using a clothes line, wiping your ass with dry leaves, and no cell phones or electronics. This isn't how Ana de Armas defines it. She shared with social media that she "loves living off the grid" in her new $7 million home in Vermont that sits on 30 acres with a ginormous pool. Um, okay. She may want to look up the definition of it because according to Merriam-Webster, off the grid is, "not connected to or served by publicly or  or privately manged utilities".  Edit: her house has electricity, plumbing...all the comforts of modern society.     Read More Comment : Celebs have a different definition "off the grid" living.  To them, it's living in a McMansion that is not in Hollywood. I think a better way for Ana to des

  ► Sean " Diddler Diddy" Combs was arrested yesterday by the feds and today the indictment was unsealed. It includes charges of sex trafficking, pimping, racketeering, being a mouth breather, and hosting stupid white parties (okay, the last two I added).  It was mentioned in the indictment that when the feds raided his Miami and Los Angeles houses earlier this year, they found 1,000 bottles of baby oil. Ewwe....I'm not mentally going there. The charges against Diddy are longer than a list of options a car dealership tries to sell.  A federal judge has denied bail, which means Diddy will enjoy the hospitality of the US federal prison system until further notice.  According to federal prosecutors: Read More "The music mogul engaged in a “pervasive pattern of abuse” that included assaulting and arranging forced sexual encounters with women. For decades, Combs “abused, threatened, and coerced women and others around him to fulfill his sexual desires, protect his rep

  I want to thank you for your understanding during my absence the past few weeks due to my work schedule. Plebs like us have to work, unlike Jeff Bezos whose idea of "work" is yachting around the world while getting rich off his employees who probably get an empty bottle to piss in. Anyhoo, my constipated work schedule should finally be clearing up and getting some much needed relief. I should be back to a somewhat normal posting soon. Fingers crossed. ► It's autumn and that means it's pumpkin spice season. That means companies are rolling out a slew of gag worthy products to offend our senses. This season's products include"DUMPkin - pumpkin scented Dude Wipes because every man wants to have their butthole smell like Charlie Brown's great pumpkin patch; there's also pumpkin flavored toothpicks so you can dislodge that chunk of meat out of your teeth with the savory flavor of pumpkin; and pumpkin spice scented garbage bags since my trash isn't sm

  ► Now that Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck has twerked herself out of marriage #4,  let us speculate on who should join the roster of exes. So far, she has 4 ex husbands and 6 ex- fiancés . I forgot she was engaged 6 times. Between multiple engagements and marriages she's amassed one helluva of a collection of rings. I have a friendly tip for her: take the rings to a pawn shop and use the cash to fund your next vanity project. Anyhoo,  below is my version of a JLo Bingo card.  I'm sure JLo is sifting through resumes and calling her manager to start the audition process.  Let's crank "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. It seems fitting for the rom-com delusion she lives in.     ► Janet Jackson announced she will be doing a Las Vegas residency at the Resorts World Theater.  The residency starts on December 30 and will be 8 shows through February 2025 (unless she decides to extend it). The residency comes as she wrap