EVENING NIGHTCAP: Nick Cannon Admits The Obvious. Ryan Reynolds + Mighty Mouse = DaHell? British Council Fashuuun Awards.

By Few Words December 02, 2024

► Doing his part to overpopulate the planet by having 12 kids, Nick Cannon has admitted the reason he's a raging d-bag is because he's been "clinically diagnosed" (so he says) with narcissistic personality disorder. During an episode of his podcast, Counsel Culture, he had a psychologist as a guest. During the episode, Nick shitted out this pearl of self reflection that only a self-absorbed wienie like him could concoct: Read More

“It’s a spectrum and I think even it starts off with confidence, over-confidence, arrogance and that’s when you step into the space of narcissism. I’ve taken all the power away from the term narcissism ‘cause I’ve researched it and I understand it.”

Nick Cannon. Photo: TV Guide

Comment: Well, he's finally admitting what everyone else already knew. His narcissism is probably the reason why he has 12 kids. He's so in love with himself that he wants to infest humankind with his assholio genes. The world has enough problems. We don't need this turban wearing jackass and his seeds dumbing down society.

Image of There's nothing like stating the obvious, huh?

► Riding high off the fumes of his farts with the success of Deadpool & Wolverine movie, Ryan Reynolds and his production company are being tapped by Paramount to make a movie about Mighty Mouse. If you're not familiar with Mighty Mouse, it's a cartoon that aired from 1955-1967 about an adorable superhero mouse. Paramount wants Ryan to bring new life to this beloved cartoon because...who knows why. I guess Paramount is under the impression that Ryan has the chops to write, produce and even play a superhero mouse. Now that I think about it, it does makes sense since he has the acting range of a slice of cheese. Read More

Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort to Produce 'Mighty Mouse' Movie - Screen Radar

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Comment: I'm willing to bet that Ryan will base his vision of Mighty Mouse after the only character he knows: Deadpool. Instead of a cute, lovable mouse with good graces, Ryan will make him into a smart ass, foul mouth, egocentric rodent that DGAF.

a man with a beard and a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch and saying `` god '' .

► The British Fashion Council had their annual British Fashion Award show. I really don't give a hoot about them or who won. Or lost. It's a slow news days. However, I do know that astute readers of PW Manor are fashionistas, so below are some of the more memorable rags that celebs wore on the red carpet. Read More

Comment: First up is Rita Ora who looks like a vanilla Grace Jones in a reboot of the movie, Working Girl. Then, we have Rihanna. She must have gotten lost on her way to the Royal Ascot or she was cosplaying Mae West as a saloon madam with the ridiculous outfit from the Smutty Smurf's Haute Couture Collection. Meanwhile, ASAP Rocky is looking like a valet attendant seeking the nearest exit. Elle Goulding threw on her duvet and called it "good to go" as she sizzled the paps with her Zzzquil trance. Myleen Klass, (I have no idea who she is) showed up in what resembles a cheerleader uniform for the Fighting Arctic Walrus high school football team. Halle Bailey's dress was very nice until she decided to accessorize it with a chandelier belt from IKEA's Fååckit Kölleziön.