EVENING NIGHTCAP: James Haven Got Married. Hulk Hogan Got What He Deserves. The Cancelled Cannibal Is Back.

 

 

 ► James Haven (51), best known as Angelina Jolie's faux husband brother and their infamous red carpet lip locking antics, has gotten married. The lucky bride is Romi Imbelli, who was an actress on The Real L Word. She's now a personal coach. For the beach ceremony, James wore a white suit he fished out of Ricardo Montablan's dirty hamper from the set of Fantasy Island. The bride wore a swim suit dress? Or is it Abuelita's lace curtain having a one night stand with a doily? I don't know what it's suppose to be. BTW, Angelina did not attend the wedding but their crazy MAGA father, Jon Voight, did. In an IG post, Romi said the wedding actually took place last August. They delayed going public for unknown reasons. You can draw your own conclusions from her statement below.  Read More

"Romi said that after they got married, they had a huge fight the next day and that, "after 5 months of much crying, healing, and reflection  we decided to work through our issues and are now planning a special day with my daughter. I feel liberated and ready to return to my husband and our home in LA. Everything that has happened in the last few months was all part of a greater plan, and I trust in God’s timing.” 

Comment: Lemme get this straight: they had a huge fight the day after the wedding and spent the following 5 months crying, healing, and reflecting? Damn, must have been one helluva fight. Did they argue over the Sharpie pen used for her tacky tats and his chola eyebrows? His job prospects (or lack of)? His vintage collection of Avon perfume bottles? DETAILS! We want details!  Anyway, congrats. And good luck.

Romi Imbelli and James Haven pose with her brother after their wedding. Photo: Madre Romi / IG/ Daily Mail

Romi Imbelli and James Haven at their wedding. Photo: Madre Romi / IG / MSN.com

 

► At last night's Netflix's debut of WWE "Monday Night Raw", the burnt hot dog known as Hulk Hogan got a heaping dose of what he deserves for being an all around POS and butt boil on the ass of humanity. He made a surprise appearance at the event and was greeted by an angry audience that booed and jeered at him. GOOD! Hogan brought this onslaught of hostility due to his past (and current) behavior that includes making racists slurs and remarks. It also didn't help that this over the hill snot rag embraced MAGA and their leader like a dog in heat.  Read More

Comment: Ha, ha, ha!  I'm glad this assholio was booed...and loud enough that the had difficultly talking over the audience.

Hulk Hogan catastrophic appearance on Netflix's Monday Night Raw. Photo: Netflix / Movie Web

 

► Since we're on the topic of POS, here's an update on Armie Hammer, the Cancelled Cannibal. Armie landed a lead role in a new movie by German schlock director Uwe Boll (BloodRayne, Alone In the Dark). The movie, Dark Knight, is about, "a vigilante who begins to take the law into his own hands in his ruthless assault on would-be criminals". The plot is about as original as his sales pitch when he was peddling time share condos. Filming for Dark Knight starts January 27 in Croatia.  Armie said that demand for him is "picking up steam and his dance card is getting pretty full". He recently wrapped up a western movie, "Frontier Crucible" with Thomas Jane and William H. Macy. Read More

Armie Hammer. Photo: Getty Images / Variety.com

Comment: I wonder if he's going to give up doing his podcast in that flea infested rat hole he was recording out of? I wrote about that a few months ago. His first guest was Tom Arnold. A low bar.  Anyway, since Hollywood is a cesspool that prides itself on handing out multiple second chances to degenerates like it was Halloween candy, I'm not surprised he's getting hired, even for European crap movies.