OPEN POST: These Things!

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Tired of your feline overlord using your legs as a clawing post? Too bad! You have a cat and you're fucked! But not totally - lucky for you there's this shit! I don't know what you call it, but if your legs are looking like they belong to a used-up dummy from Zorro's practicing lair, you should get some!

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