Peckerwood Manor

Haiii Peckeroncinis, get a load of THIS pussy - Rayne Beau (pronounced Rainbow), the little shit who escaped his family's trailer while vacationing in Yellowstone this past June! His owners, Benny and Susanne Anguiano, were devastated, certain they'd never see him again, and had to make the agonizing decision to leave the park after searching for him for five days following his disappearance. Well, imagine their surprise when two months later, the little bastard was found just 3 hours north of their home in California! No one is exactly sure how Rayne Beau managed to travel nearly 800 miles back to California, but...I might have a few ideas...

A very Happy Caturday Eve to you all, my dears! Today we're pawing through a few old photographs of celebs and their pussies - you know which ones™  (BaconSlut). Which one makes you purr the most?

  "Craps: I give none" If you're like me, you probably took one look at this wrinkly pussy and thought to yourself, "Damn, that cat looks like it's thinking about tossing someone down a flight of stairs in an attempt to cause car crash-like injuries such as a broken neck, fractured spine, smashed ribs, and lungs full of blood" , and you'd be right, because this bitch did just that! UK man Chris Rowley told the Mirror  his....um, tail...of terror (sorry not sorry) that occured on the evening of October 23rd. It all started when the little feline fuhrer, Morecambe, who was feeling "playful", jumped and latched on to one of Rowley's legs as he was coming down the stairs. This, of course, caused him to fall all the way to the bottom where he laid for a total of 14 hours in a pool of his own blood. "That'll teach you to leave the bottom of my food bowl visible, cunt!"  thought Morecambe, probably.  Eventually Rowley's wife disc...

This is gonna be a drive-by OP for you Peckerloos tonight. Meet Bella, the 14-year-old cat from Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, who just broke the Guiness World Record for loudest purr. How loud, you ask? A whopping 54.6 decibels, which is apparently the equivalent to the noise level of a washing machine or a boiling kettle! Holy shit, kitty, leave some decibels for the rest of us, why don't you!

Dis Ranch Kitty It's Friday, bitches! Now I don't know about you, but these days I spend most of my Friday nights ass deep in blankets and carbs. But not the Ranch Kitty! This little feline's got things to do and places to be, peckerlings - and what and where exactly is none of our business! So put the pedal to the medal, human driver, the night is calling!

  Judging, mercilessly ( Photo courtesy of WFLA ) DISCLAIMER : I wrote this cursed article a few days before the subject became a topic in Open Post on the D. Just pretend you didn't see it there first, ok? Ok!