OPEN POST: Cat Fashion Week

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Hola, Peckeroncinis! Ever find yourself wondering what would happen if you typed "Uncanny Valley Pussy Glamour" into the AI Generator? Well, wonder no more, we have an answer: CAT FASHION WEEK! Frankly, I'm way more into this than Human Fashion Week. Actually, I'm way more into this than human ANYTHING. In fact, can we just go ahead and hand over the keys to civilization to our feline overlords RIGHT MEOW?? Because at this point, crapping in a sandbox and licking my own asshole for the rest of my days sounds like a better deal than being a human in this timeline anymore. *Prays for a meteor-sized cat turd to crash into the earth*

Happy Friday!

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