OPEN POST: The Ranch Kitty Goes for a Ride

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It's Friday, bitches! Now I don't know about you, but these days I spend most of my Friday nights ass deep in blankets and carbs. But not the Ranch Kitty! This little feline's got things to do and places to be, peckerlings - and what and where exactly is none of our business! So put the pedal to the medal, human driver, the night is calling!




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