Golden Globes Fashuuun Recap

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► The Golden Globes took place Sunday evening. This year fashuuun game was pretty tame. I think celebs are finally getting a clue the public is tired of them showing up to award ceremonies dressed like out of work street walkers panning for loose change in front of an abandoned 7-Eleven. Overall, there weren't too may failures. Below are a few disappointments. Read More

Comment: First up is Ali Wong. Her dress was an homage to the chamois strips at a car wash. The black gloves made her arms look spider legs. Jeremy Strong decided to get into the St.Patrick's Day spirit by wearing a green suit with a matching Gillian's Island hat to pass himself off as a modern day leprechaun who has a side gig as a DJ for high school prom. Eddie Redmayne...yikes! His suit is a walking chess / checkers board. WTF was he thinking? 

Zendaya's gown was from the Werther's Collection. Her hair was too "matronly" for her young age. A disappointment for Zendaya as she's usually one of the best dressed on the red carpet. Emma Stone...WTF did she do to her hair? It's all chopped and she looks like a bottle of ketchup. Ayo Edebiri didn't GAF and wore grandpa's suit with a tie from a 1980's MTV video.  Demi Moore...I don't hate her dress. I think it would have looked better on Zendaya. Demi's long, stringy hair is awful. She needs to get a proper cut for a 62 year old woman. 

Jodie Foster wore a modern day version of Mrs. Roper's mumu meets mafia widow. Glen Powell is morphing into 1990's Brad Pitt and hoping to land the role of Kyle MacLachlan in a reboot of Showgirls.  Brianna LaPaglia (I have no idea who she is) is a sneeze away from showing the world her assets. Angelina Jolie...meh. She's smirking because of the divorce settlement from Brad. Now she can spend her days fighting him over their winery. Kate Winslet is ready to sell you a condo in Beverly Hills.

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Ali Wong at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Hapers Bazaar

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Jeremy Strong at the Golden Globes. Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images/Hapers Bazaar
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Eddie Redmayne at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Zendaya at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Emma Stone at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Ayo Edebiri at the Golden Globes. Photo: Earl Gibson III/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Demi Moore at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes. Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Glen Powell at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Brianna LaPgalia at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar

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Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globes. Photo: Kevin Mazur / Getty Images/Harpers Bazaar
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Kate Winslet at the Golden Globes. Photo: Amy Sussman / Getty Images/ Harpers Bazaar

 

 

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