OPEN POST: Driving By

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Hey, Peckerlips! It's been a very busy week for me between work and home life, so today's post is just going to be a drive-by reminding you all how cherished you are here at the Manor. Smooches!


TW, looking for Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post? It's RIGHT HERE.

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