EVENING NIGHTCAP: Paul Is Arrested. This Thirsty Hag...again. Whoa..That's Her? (no way!)

 

 

► Comedian and actor Paul Rodriguez (70) was arrested for possession of narcotics during a traffic stop in California. Paul was the passenger in the car when cops turned on their cherry tops and pulled them over for a traffic violation. No word on what the "traffic violation" was. After searching the car, cops gave Paul and whoever was driving a set of their finest steel bracelets and dragged their asses to jail.  He was released and is scheduled to appear in court next month. Paul's attorney said he will fight the charges because Paul was a passenger who fully cooperated with the cops, and did not have any controlled substances on him. He said that Paul's civil rights were violated with the arrest.  Read More 

Paul Rodriguez, 2024. Photo: Michael Schwartz/Getty Images/Yahoo.com

Comment: Controlled substance can be anything from hard core shit to a few dime bags of weed, to narcotic pills that were not prescribed to him. Paul's defense of "Hey, I was just a passenger and I had no clue" is going to be tough to prove. If the car was an Uber or Lyft and he had no idea about what the driver was doing, then he could get off. But, if it was his own car, that's an entirely different story. Good luck.

 

► Madonna (66) took to IG and Tik Tok to show her new lapis & diamond grill. The geriatric material girl is doing whatever she has to do to stay cool, hip, and relevant by jumping on the Tik Tok trend to show off mouth jewelry. In the video, Madonna is sitting on the toilet and showing the blueberry stuck on her tooth when all of the sudden the toilet is flushed. You can listen for yourself. Was she taking a dump? Pissing? Who knows. She should have flushed that stupid grill. Read More

Comment:  Madonna has become such a parody. She really should do it right like Dame Edna and embrace the blue hair rinse, blue varicose veins, and mumu dress. Missed opportunity. 

Madonna showing off her new lapis & diamond mouth jewelry. Photo: Mirror.co.uk

 

► The Billboard Music Awards were held over the weekend. There was the typical parade of celebs on the red carpet showing off their designer rags (or lack of). One particular celeb waltzed-in like Cinderella showing up at the ball ready to do business: JoJo Siwa. She was unrecognizable in her Fortune 500 power suit and clean, fresh face. The public was caught off guard and gasped when they realized who it was. JoJo typically shows up dressed to red carpet events like she confiscated Gene Simmons dressing room. She finally got it right. Read More  

Comment: No snark, JoJo looks great! I even like that she kept her outfit playful by wearing cute sneakers. She's very pretty when she's not wearing couture from the Barnum & Bailey Circus and makeup by Sherwin Williams. Nicely done! 

JoJo Siwa at the 2025 Billboard Music Awards. Photo: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic/Yahoo.com

JoJo Siwa at the 2025 Billboard Music Awards. Photo: Christoper Polk/Billboard via Getty/Yahoo.com