EVENING NIGHTCAP: Beyonce or Kim Zolciak? Clay Looks Waxy. Dirt Bag Update.

 

 

Programming Note:  Due to my upcoming work and travel schedule, I will be posting very sporadically for the next several weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

►Beyonce has gone full blown Kim Zolciak in a video she and her mom, Tina, made to peddle Cécred hair products for Ulta Salon. Question: don't you need REAL hair if you're promoting styling products? Their hair is about as real as Tina's claim of being a "couture designer". Tina not fit to design a pencil case. In the video (see below) Beyonce stares blankly at the camera while fluffing her My Little Pony mane as she passes a bottle of what looks like cooking oil to Tina. Tina gives the camera her best resting bitch face since she's unable to move it. Her face is frozen like the sprig of grapes I found in  the back of my freezer that I forgot I put there during covid lock down.    Read More

Comment:  Beyonce's transition into a white woman worthy of  Real Housewives Of Hell is complete. The only thing missing is a dirty martini and a copy of Redbook to complete the look.

Beyonce in a video for Cécred products. Photo:  Cécred/ IG/ Page Six

 

► At the premier of Boop! The Musical, Clay Aiken (46) graced the red carpet with his 16 year old son, Parker. I had no idea he had a kid. Another memo I missed.  The last time I paid attention to Clay was in 2014 when he ran for US congress and failed. Anyhoo, at the premier with his kiddo, Clay's face looked more pulled and tucked than a bed in an army barrack. Don't get me started on his eyeliner game or the grandpa Walton goes to the big city outfit. Read More

Comment: Damn, he needs to lay off the fix-a-flat filler and sandblasting to his face. Clay better not stand too close to an open flame cause he looks waxy, like an old birthday candle you find in a junk drawer. I think he's gonna melt.

Clay Aiken at the premier of Boop! The Musical. Photo: Bruce Glikas/Wire Image/People Magazine/Yahoo.com

 

► The explosive diarrhea known as Russell Brand has finally been charged with rape and sexual assault by UK courts. I reported about this last year, so it took a while for the UK courts to put their tea and biscuits down and get around to it. Russell believes he may be facing criminal charges in the USA given what's happening in the UK. A woman identified as "Jane Doe" filed a civil sexual assault lawsuit in 2023 over his behavior on the set of the movie, Arthur.  The affidavit filed by "Jane Doe" states: Read More

"According to the anonymous woman’s affidavit, which was previously obtained by PEOPLE, and submitted with her court filing, the film's star "appeared intoxicated, smelled of alcohol, and was carrying a bottle of vodka on set" on July 7, 2010. He then reportedly exposed his penis to her "in full view of the cast and crew," as well as employees of the movie's production teams and Warner Bros.The woman also claimed, per the affidavit, that "later that same day," Brand sexually assaulted her in a bathroom "as a member of the production crew guarded the door from outside." The woman alleged that she was booked for the movie for three days, but was "not brought back for the second or third day, and was only paid for one day of work" following the alleged assault."

Russell Brand, undated. Photo: Cindy Ord/Getty Images/People.com

Comment: Now we know why Russell turned to religion and became an ultra-right evangelical nutjob. He probably thought that if became a bible thumper that it would entitle him to a free pass and earn him some "awe, but he's sowwy" points with the telechristian crowd.. His faux "I found Jesus" shtick is just that: a ploy to save his ass.