EVENING NIGHTCAP: Petri Dish Romance: Liz & Billy. The Pile On Continues. Cute Overload: Baby Beaver!

►New couple alert to gag your delicate senses: Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus have gone IG official with their petri dish romance. Imagine the germs these 2 are swapping as they bump uglies. Rumors about them have been circulating the gossip sphere since early April when La Liz created a video of herself eye sexing the camera to Billy's song, "She's Not Crying Anymore". Billy was married for a nano second last year to singer ~~Firehose~~ Firerose. It was an ugly breakup - uglier than Billy's tats. Liz has been in relationship with Hugh Grant, some business dude named Arun Nayar (which sounds like the name of an OTC nasal spray), Steve Bing, and too many others that I'm too lazy to Google. No word on how her son, Damien, feels about this. He and his mom are joined at the hip and share a passion for lip gloss, lip locking, flat irons, and frolicking on the beach. Read More

Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus. Photo: Elizabeth Hurley IG/ People.com

Comment: I'm surprised to see Liz wearing clothes since she lives in a swimsuit 24/7. I'm not sure what the hell is going on with Billy and his hobo Easter look. If he was going for playful hillbilly he failed. Billy gives off the stench of cigarettes, booze, and cow menure which seems to be permeating from the photo. We can officially say that Liz has zero standards, no taste, and will date anything. They'll be married in 3 months and divorced in 9 months. Let the countdown begin.

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► The pile on against the space vanity tourist trip, Blue Origin, continues. Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, and Gayle King who were part of the 5 over indulged glambots to cosplay astro-nots in Jeff Bezo's 11-minute blue dick excursion to space, are getting the dragging they deserve. Most of the anger has been aimed at Katy Perry who can't seem to get a clue that her antics broke the cringe-o-meter. Lauren is being called out for her hypocrisy for claiming it was to promote women when her fiance Jeff Bozo did away with DEI at Amazon, Washington Post (which he owns), and is busy licking the boots of The Felon in Chief who is out to dismantle democracy and civil rights. Plus, as people have pointed out, if Lauren's intentions were to bring attention to the hard work of engineers and scientists at Blue Origin, then why didn't she select them instead of the media hos she invited. Oh snap! Gayle King, who has a penchant for inserting her foot in her mouth, claimed that as astronauts, their flight was just as important as that of astronaut Allan Shepard who in 1961 was the first American to travel in space. The best dragging of this tourism stunt came from Wendy's who posted on SM to "send her back" referring to Katy Perry. But, IMO, the absolute best mic-drop STFU came from The Guardian, who didn't hold back: Read More

"Blue Origin is a testament to the corruption and circumscribed possibilities of the profit motive run amok. Space used to be a frontier for human exploration, a fount of innovation, and a symbol of a bright, uncertain and expansive future. Now, it is a backdrop for the Instagram selfies of the rich and narcissistic. These women, who have placed themselves as representatives for all women with their promotion of the flight – positioning themselves as aspirational models of femininity – have presented a profoundly anti-feminist vision of what womankind’s future is: dependent on men, confined to triviality, and deeply, deeply silly."

Artist cartoon of Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, and Gayle King. Image: Mike Guillen/NY Post

Comment: Like a fine glass of beer, I'm savoring the dragging this stunt from the Real Housewives of Blue Origin is getting. Everyone associated with this farce should be cancelled and shot off into a black hole never to be heard from again. All Lauren and her glam squad accomplished was to kick back all the gains women have made over the past 200 years for equal rights. When Katy said they were going to put the "ass" in astronaut, and Lauren made it all about being makeup and hair ready for the cameras, it was confirmation this was nothing but a vanity project for Lauren and her BFFs. I am so glad they're getting their asses and Botox faces handed. They deserve it. Fingers crossed they get cancelled faster than the TV show, "Cop Rock".

► Beavers are not only industrious, they are some of the cutest critters out there. An orphaned baby beaver named Moose, who lives at the River Bandit Wildlife Rescue, made his SM debut by throwing the most adorable hissy fit during feeding time. Here's your cute overload for the day. BTW, I had no idea they sounded like a real baby. Enjoy! Video Link

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