Caption This! Winners for 5/28

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Asparagus Pee - Galactic Punk
    • "I know what we're getting BaconSlut for Christmas this year!!!"
2nd Place:
  • Miss Tea
    • "We knew Bacone would eventually skin CVS and wear its pelt ðŸŽ‰ðŸ’ª"
3rd Place (tie):
  • Help Me Jeebus
    • "BaconSlut's 2025 Fall Line, titled "Screwing CVS", took the Minnesoooota runways by storm."
  • Bleecker
    • "Baconne's Halloween costume, which she got for $0.05 clams after wielding her couponing skillz at her favorite pharmacy."



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