EVENING NIGHTCAP: French Blob Found Guilty. Cannes Has Had It With Naked Celebs. Sean Penn ♥ Woody Allen.

 

► French actor and Porky's pervo stand-in, Gerard Depardieu (76) was found guilty in a French court on 2 counts of sexual assault. He was given a suspended jail sentence of 18 months and has to register as a sex offender. The 2 women who brought the case against him accused the blob of groping them during filming of a movie in 2021. For many years, Gerard has cast a shadow of sleaze, racking up over 20 allegations of inappropriate behavior. Yet the French cinema just looked the other way because of cultural bullshit. Plus, he's seen as some sort of sex symbol by the French public, in the same orbit as Cary Grant or Paul Newman. The French need to get glasses! Some veteran actors excused Gerard's behavior and sided with him. Bridgette Bardot (90) was one of them. She was quoted as saying, "talented people who touch the buttocks of a girl are consigned to the deepest dungeon. Feminism isn't my thing. Personally, I like men."  Read More and Read Some More

Gerard Depardieu, undated photo. Photo: Reuters / Yahoo.com

Comment: Gerard was not in the courtroom when the verdict was read. He was probably busy shoving his face in a food trough. The 2 women who accused him said they were satisfied with the verdict.Ugly pig-man should have been given a long sentence. I hope somehow, someway he goes to a REAL jail and not a cushy jail for French celebs where they serve omelettes on fine china while telecasting his movies. He should spend his 18 months in a prison a la the movie, "Papillon".

► Yesterday the Cannes Film Festival released new rules for how celebs need to start dressing on the red carpet. They've had it with people showing up with their nalgas and kibbles & bits hanging out or wearing see thru shit that hides nothing. They're also fed up with long ass dress trains and other "obstructive attire" that pose a safety risk.  A spokesho croissant for the organization said this:

“This year, the Cannes Film Festival has made explicit in its charter certain rules. The aim is not to regulate attire per se, but to prohibit full nudity on the red carpet, in accordance with the institutional framework of the event and French law,” said the new instructions from the festival. Cannes added that it “reserves the right to deny access to individuals whose attire could obstruct the movement of other guests or complicate seating arrangements in the screening rooms.”

This is bad news for Halle Berry who has embraced the naked trend. She showed up to the Met Gala wearing a see-thru dress with no undies. Halle is scheduled to attend Cannes and because of the new no nudity, no see thru, or big ass dress rules, she had to change her attire. She said, “I’m not going to break the rules. The nudity part is also probably a good rule.” Ya think?  Halle was probably going to show up wearing a fig leaf and 2 postage stamps.

Halle Berry at the 2025 Met Gala. Photo: Getty Images/InStyle

Comment. When Halle proudly showed off her freshly bikini waxed snatch at the Met Gala, it was a matter of time until someone laid down the law. Good for Cannes! I hope more award shows follow Cannes' lead of enacting and enforcing red carpet rules. We're long overdue to bring back good manners and class to society. I'm fed up seeing people wearing dental floss up their butt crack, an eye patch for a dress, and trashy slobs (looking at you Bill Belichick). When a person has to resort to cheap tactics like this for attention, it speaks volume about their character (or lack of). 

► During an interview on the Louis Theroux podcast, the walking hemorrhoid known as Sean Penn (64) said he was skeptical of the sexual abuse allegations and other sleazoid behavior against director Woody Allen (89).  For those of you know not familiar with all this, Woody Allen was accused of sexual abuse by his daughter, Dylan Farrow. He was also accused by his ex Mia Farrow of abusing and grooming Soon Yi, the daughter she and Andre Previn's adopted. BTW, Woody ended up officially adopting Soon Yi, making her his stepdaughter. Supposedly, Mia found a box of naked photos Woody had taken of a young Soon Yi. As if that wasn't bad enough, Woody ended up marrying Soon Yi. Gross. Ick! *break out the brain bleach*. Back to Sean: Sean continued his stream of bullshit and defense of Woody. He said he would, "work with him in a heartbeat".  When Sean was pressed on the matter about Woody's past accusations, he blew this gem of Spicoli wisdom out of his nose: Read More

"Put it this way: I am not aware — and maybe I'm just an ignoramus, that's a possibility — I am not aware of any clinical psychologist or psychiatrist or anyone I've ever heard talk or spoken to around the subject of pedophilia that in 80 years of life, there's accusations of it happening only once. I'm not aware of that." He added, "And when people try to associate what were his, let's say, much younger girlfriends, right or wrong is not the conversation here. Post-puberty, consensual stuff is to me a different conversation."  

Comment: Yes Sean, I agree with that you're an ignoramus. As he gets older, he's getting the face he deserves. I'll let the gif below express what I think of him and his comments.

L: Sean Penn, and director Woody Allen. Photo: Presley Ann/Getty; Taylor Hill/FilmMagic/ Entertainment Weekly