EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tori & Deaner Money Trouble. Remember Hot Felon? Sheesh...that's Terri?

 

 

► Tori Spelling and Dean McDermot, who have been separated for 2 years, are refusing to pay a loan they took out.  First of, who in their right mind would ever loan them any money? These two have a track record of not paying their bills - just ask American Express. Back in 2016, they ended up suing Tori and seizing the cash she had in the bank to settle over $88,000 in credit card charges. Then there's a bunch of unpaid bills she racked up for 50 storage units to store her crap. Oh, let's not forget Deaner who in 2017 was accused by his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace of not paying over $100,000 in child support.  Anyway, according to court filings by City National Bank, the two deadbeats haven't made a single payment on a judgement they were ordered to pay in 2017 to the tune of $295,000. They've ignored correspondence from the bank which led to the bank filing the judgement and a lawsuit. Now, they own almost $400,000 (of which $175,000 is in interest alone). Tori & Opossum Boy have not made any attempts to show up to court regarding the case or to settle with the bank. Duh, why would they? These two have made a career of dodging their financial obligations.  Read More

Comment: I'd like to think that Candy Spelling is somewhere laughing her ass off while sipping a martini and watching reruns of Dynasty, a show produced by her late husband, Aaron Spelling. Tori and Dean are messier than a fraternity house after a kegger.  They have zero job prospects as far as I know. I'm surprised Tori hasn't started an Only Fans account. She can show off  her 90210 dancing skills. Someone out there is willing to throw loose change and car wash tokens at her.

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott, undated. Photo: Andrew J Cunningham/Getty Images/US Weekly

 

► Jeremy Meeks, aka "Hot Felon" became an overnight sensation in 2014 when his mugshot went viral. Hot Felon (HF)  had racked up an impressive dossier of crimes including grand theft, identify theft, forgery, firearm possession, and bad tattoos that earned him platinum status as a frequent guest with the California penal system. He embarked on a modelling career becoming the darling of the runaways. In 2017, while married to his wife, Melissa, he began courting Top Shop heiress, Chloe Green. To secure his financial future, Chloe got pregnant. He divorced Melissa after 10 years of marriage and a kid and continued to enjoy the benefits of being the arm candy to Chloe. In 2018, he and Chloe split up. In 2019, falling ass backwards into more good luck, he signed a $15 million deal  with a fashion house to develop a clothing line. I wonder if his clothing line included bedazzled prison inspired jumpsuits and Swarovski handcuffs.  Last year, he wrote his autobiography, Model Citizen. Moral of the story: you can get away with anything with good looks.  Read More

Comment:  HF next career move should politics. He meets all the requirements for a US politician: arrest record, money, extramarital affairs, and a heaping dose of ambiguous ethics. If politics isn't his thing, then he should start a course in being a gold digger. He excelled in it.  

Jeremy Meeks at the 2022 Unlocked Impact Awards. Photo: Prince Williams/Getty Images/People. com

► Dressed like realtor who specializes in defunct shopping malls, Terri Hatcher (60) made an appearance at a fashion show in Hamburg, Germany. Based on the photos, I don't know what the hell is going on with her face. It's pulled tighter than an atomic wedgie. Hey, I get it:  As people age their faces change. But not to the point where eyes are different sizes, pointing in different directions, showing a scorching case of wonkyitis and skin that's so taut its begging for cooking spray. Is it a bad photo? Bad lighting? Jet lag? Who the hell knows. Whatever is going on, it desperately needs to stop. Read More  

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Terri Hatcher at fashion show, June 17, 2025. Photo: BackGrid/Daily Mail