Caption This! Winners for 7/1-7/2

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Congratulations to the winners of Tuesday's and Wednesday's Caption This contest!

7/1 - Lamp Lady

1st Place:

  • Clicquot from Puerto Rico
    • "Fleshlight"
2nd Place:
  • skinnymalinky
    • "The Dirty Sanchez-Bezos commemorative honeymoon lamp."
3rd Place (tie):
  • SpiceDong
    • "Lauren Sanchez-Bezos launches Amazon Couture."
  • Bangsue
    • "Khloé’s new filter really
      Lights up a room!"
  • Bleecker
    • "In Soviet Russia, lamps light YOU."
  • Ice Bear
    • "A Christmas Story 2: You break it, you buy it."

7/2 - Robot Love

1st Place:
  • FoxRox
    • "I mean, he DID ask for a love machine."
2nd Place:
  • Ecce Homo
    • "After the nuptials, the makeup was off and Bezos caressed his bride."
3rd Place (tie):
  • Ice Bear
    • "Romeo and Circuit."
  • Bleecker
    • "Daft Punk's remake of Sleeping Beauty looks really good!"






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