OPEN POST: Hosted By An Absolutely HAGGARD Loretta Young!

By AK

Everyone thinks that being a superstar (and 20th Century Fox's top female draw of ALL TIME--yes, I'm talking to you, Darryl Zanuck!) means that life is all caviar and champagne in buckets, but the reality is far more grim: the paparazzi have something new called "telephoto lenses" and they can catch us at our absolute worst. 

Take this picture, for example: I was innocently attending to nature when Ron Galella stood up on tiptoe and shot this photo through my bathroom window. Despite my complete lack of makeup, at least I was adequately clad for the task.

The moral of this story? No matter what you're doing, always dress as if a crowd might stop by, because it just might happen.

Happy Open Post, darlings!

Photo Credit: Horst P. Horst/Conde Nast via Getty Images

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