Caption This! Winners for 7/22

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place (tie):

  • AnnoBanano
    • "Breast behave yourself, you're being watched!"
  • Clicquot from Puerto Rico
    • "Hey! My eyes are down here!"
2nd Place (tie):
  • LMN
    • "'Headlights on for safety'!"
  • Bleecker
    • "Unsurprisingly, this surveillance company got a very lucrative contract from Mayor Adams."
  • Bleecker
    • "♫ "I always feel like, her titties are watching meeeeeeeeeee" ♫
3rd Place:
  • skinnymalinky
    • "Margot's performance was a little wooden in 'Barbie'."





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