Caption This! Winners for 7/9

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Bangsue
    • "Guaranteed to scare the shit out of you."
2nd Place:
  • Baby Moma Dancer
    • "Please tell me this is not a bidet."
3rd Place:
  • Senorita Chanclas
    • "Using the port-a-potties at festivals is less terrifying than this."



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