OPEN POST: King Henry VIII's Slutty Suit of Armor

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Today in Sexy Peen Facts from the Past: King Henry VIII, ever obsessed with his bulge, liked to strut the catwalk in suits of armor fashioned with exaggerated codpieces like the one shown here. Frankly, hors, I've seen more impressive cod pieces in a 2-Piece Fish Basket at Long John Silvers, but maybe that's just me ðŸ¤·





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