Caption This! Winners for 9/17-9/22

Congratulations to the winners of our recent Caption This contests!

Sorry for the delay, hors, life's been a bit hectic over the last week.

9/17 - Meat Flower

1st Place:

• Bleecker
• "Fellas, you may love your wife's meat flower, but under no circumstances are you to buy her an actual meat flower for Valentine's Day."

2nd Place (tie):

• Vernicious
• "How WHORETICULTURISTS celebrate St. Valentine's Day."
• Bangsue
• "Cliterally, our most popular serving."

3rd Place:

• Cachibou
• "This is an update from the meat curtains they had on sale last week."

9/18 - Snowbutt

1st Place:

• Clicquot from Puerto Rico
• "It's one cold-ass day!" 

2nd Place:

• raincoaster
• "Christmas in the Calabasas!"

3rd Place:

• Vernicious
• "Klappy the snow ho
  was a jolly happy ho
  With two butt-cheeks wide that let you inside,
  She is cool to take your dough!!!!!"

9/22 - Pelican Purveyors

1st Place:

• Bleecker
• "The moment before pure chaos broke out during the recreation of the Red Queen's croquet party."

2nd Place (tie):

• PlasticBotoxFace
• "Aflac strike!"
• Bleecker
• "I break for beaks!"

3rd Place (tie):

• skinnymalinky
• "Kazakhstan prepares to strike their enemies with their own drone strike."
• SpiceDong
• "This concludes the stork training part of this program...now on to how babies are really made."
• raincoaster
• "The Quiver Full movement incels were quite a sight."