Saturday is Caturday: Kitty Communication. What is Your Cat Trying to Say to You? Kitty Photos, Memes, Videos and Everything Cat Welcome.

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1. Slow Blink

Cat means: “I trust you.”

You do: Slow blink back with a soft face.

2. Full-Body Flop

Cat means: “I’m vulnerable — adore me.”

You do: Use verbal affection first; pet with consent.

3. Tail in Question-Mark Shape

Cat means: “Hi! I’m happy you’re here.”

You do: Warm voice, gentle attention.

4. Chirp + Run Away

Cat means: “Follow me, human. Try to keep up.”

You do: Follow at a respectful distance.

5. Headbutt 

Cat means: “You’re mine now.”

You do: Lean in; accept the honor.

6. Stare From Across the Room

Cat means: “Thinking about you… unclear intentions.”

You do: Slow blink to show peace.

7. Midnight Zoomies

Cat means: “Apex predator mode activated.”

You do: Let the ritual unfold or offer a toy.

8. Bringing You a Toy

Cat means: “I’m teaching you to hunt. You’re terrible but I believe in you.”

You do: Praise dramatically.

9. Gentle Paw Tap

Cat means: “Immediate attention required.”

You do: Acknowledge with a soft voice or pet.

10. Side-Eye + Tail Flick

Cat means: “You’ve displeased me.”

You do: Adjust behavior accordingly.


How to Say “I Love You” in Cat

Slow blink. Soft voice. Small head tilt. Sit nearby without touching. Let them initiate closeness.

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