Caption This! Winners for 12/10

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • spolding whale
    • "The airbag couldn't have deployed at a worse time."
2nd Place:
  • BaconSlut, Nub Whisperer
    • "When Gary hauls ass, he has to make two trips."
3rd Place:
  • Queen Mab of the Unseelie
    • "The Kool-Aid man on his way to burst through another wall, this time with backup."





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